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I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.
When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.
Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.
The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.
Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.
You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.
Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.
If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.
Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?
Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”.
Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.
As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”
It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.
According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables.
Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…
… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.
I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…
There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…
And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.
Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…
So… Thanks Hollywood?
I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.
Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.
Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…
PSST! HERE’S A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO BLOCK SPOTIFY ON WINDOWS!
aw man I sure hope nobody learns to do that
that’s so messed up that people would do that
in fact, let’s spread it everywhere so everyone knows not to do that
and everyone knows exactly what to do so that they don’t do that
peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,
peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!
tony: which one lol
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peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!
peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK
peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn
tony: *makes a phonecall*
peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,
Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse is just one giant LGBTQ metaphor
All of them feeling like they’re the only one in the world/ at the end, describing how ‘it’s nice to know we’re not alone out there’
Miles running home to his dad after realising he’s got Spider-Powers and immediately asking whether he ‘really hates Spiderman’ aka a metaphor for kids tryna come out to their families
Spidersense is gaydar
Miles struggling w his identity, wanting to do & be one person but feeling forced into something he’s not
Every single one of them being a complete fucking disaster, thereby paralleling all LGBT folk ever
That one scene in Miles’ room where they’re all talking abt how being Spiderman comes with a price, then going thru a list of people they’ve ‘lost’ (My uncle, my dad, my best friend etc)- a metaphor for how being LGBTQ can often lead to losing people that you love bc they can’t accept u for who you are
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed